In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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