im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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