S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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