i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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