I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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