Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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