You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
