thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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