Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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