Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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