You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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