shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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