You smell like stripper and shame
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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