I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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