were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
