If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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