living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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