Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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