...so i touched it.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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