This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
