i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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