When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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