she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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