you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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