Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
