he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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