I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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