yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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