Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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