try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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