she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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