Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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