Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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