Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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