they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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