Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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