dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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