So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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