if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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