Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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