Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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