I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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