he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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