Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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