i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I made him laugh his dick is mine
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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