Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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