69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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