So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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