i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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