i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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