her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I need water and some morals
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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