I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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